going bck to maktab...after gave seah cop the agreement..well..evrything beres!!
went to Ah Lian shop eat kuey tiao goreng + kaki ayam+ barli ice (dunno y bck to kt i eat more)
whn reach bus station, we change the bus tiket bcz scare of late to k.l (long story...lazy to tell)
evrythng is going well, we go into the bus..although the bus looks quite cacat..it still ok for us..
after 3 hours...we feel want to pee..n the bus stop at kuantan bus station..so, my friend, mei jiun
ask tat fat hippo bus driver
mj : excuse me, i mau pergi tandas boleh tak??
hippo : OHWEI!! kiorang nak jalan doh!! tok payah tok payah! balik balik!! ( with hippo super big voice)
mj : @#^&*!
after 2 hours...
me : damn..i want to pee la.. i fell it wanna bocor liao...hw??
mj : me too..i beh tahan liao la..
Shien Chee : when the hippo wan stop the bus??
after 30 minutes...
Hippo : Siape nok gi makan ,tandas, cpt cpt!! 20 minit!!
walau..say is 20 minutes..but thn after 10 minutes tat stupid hippo start horn the bus
Hippo : cepat la!! nk gi kl.. cepat makan !! ( @$^!%$)
well...sabar sabar...我忍你这个大河马！！本小姐现在很累，睡醒再跟你算账！！
Zzzzzzz......oi?? y suddenly the bus stop d?? where am i?
Jia min : we r on the bentong highway..haven't reach the teroweng yet.. dunno y the bus stop.. mayb he go to pee gua...
o....nvm...but thn after 10 minutes..
walau..wat he doing nw?? pee so long d? he shit is it??
suddenly....
Hippo : Siapa pergi kl? kl ? Kl? 7 org..cepat turun...( with a soft voice)
Me : wat happen o?? changes bus is it??
MJ : not we who wan to go ipoh d change meh? y kl d change?
Jia Min : dunno wor..mayb change law dy gua...
Shien Chee : nw 5.30pm dy leh.. luckily we change bus tiket..if nt nw we can't bck maktab doh..
MJ : walau a... the bus didn't move 1 wat happen o??
Jia Min : Abang, kenapa bus driver u tak drive bus? kami tunggu apa kat sini??
Abang : Bus rosak..tunggu bus lain tumpang kita...
WHAT?????!!!!!! BUS ROSAK!!! that stupid fat hippo driver didn't tell us pun? ISH!! make us wait wait wait nia. .. $%#&!@
4 of us were so panic.. we nd 2 arrive maktab at 11pm..nw 7pm..we haven't arrive kl yet.. hw? 4 of us hp low battery..walau..damn kiu a...
All of us r so panic.. but wat the stupid hippo do nw??
-drink dutch lady chocalate milk...
- cut nails
-open the radio louder ( n the song he open is so damn 难听）
-play the bus door..open n close..open n close
n he still gt mood to take photo..
ISH!!! feel wanna throw him shoes a!!! kick his buttock!!
n finally... we reach putra.. n my aunty fetch us go maktab (thx mai suan n uncle hen so much)
Last..y we call that bus driver hippo??
bcz the us driver is just like a hippo..not like.. is exactly a hippo.
no 门牙.. fat like dog..n his buttock is bigger than Tina ( chws mama)..
he is so damn beh ki beh kua beh go!!!
remember...wnc 6799 kesatuan bus...u r in the black list nw!!
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